So, it seems that my blog was destroyed somehow. I haven't managed to figure out exactly what happened, and it seems that I can't get anyone to tell me how to regain access (I've sent numerous requests to Google with all of my information, only to be denied). Thus, here we are.
What's the plan from here? Well, I'll be trying to get new content written and find as much of my old content as is possible to repost for posterity.